A blend of some Special Ed Crank Yankers samples with Iz's beautiful rendition of Somewhere Over The Rainbow. In celebration of our upcoming Hawaiian Island tour! The Best of Crank Yankers. 28 October 2011 28 Oct 2011. Choose per series where you want be kept informed of. For instance new episodes or start of a new season. Discover series. Looking for new series? There must be one among the more than 17.500 series. And otherwise the community of 314.000 members can assist you. Crank Yankers Hawaii. Crank Yankers Hawaii. Saved by Burr Capozziello. M Image Hawaii Teddy Bear Toys Funny Pretty Animals Tired Funny Animales. On Television: Cable and Satellite, a GameFAQs message board topic titled 'Crank Yankers is coming back.'
Security Receptionist:
Hello?
Bircham:
Hello? This the security guard place?
Security Receptionist:
Yes this is.
Bircham:
Oh, great. My name's Birchum, I'm new to the area, and I'm lookin' for a job.
Security Receptionist:
Okay, right now we're not hiring because we don't have any openings.
Bircham:
Not hiring, huh?
Security Receptionist:
No.
Bircham:
Not hiring guys who did two tours in 'Nam and are third degree blackbelts in Tae kwan do?
Security Receptionist:
Not at the moment.
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who can take an AK-47 blindfolded, break it down, oil it, and reassemble it in less than 4 minutes, you're not hiring any of them?
Crank Yankers Special Ed I Wanna Go To Hawaii
Security Receptionist:
We don't...
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who can kill a man using only his thumb on his LEFT hand?
Security Receptionist:
No, we don't have any openings at the moment.
I Wanna Go To Hawaii Crank Yankers
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who modified his AK-47 to go full automatic and added a forty round banana clip to it? You're not hiring that guy?
Bircham:
Not hiring a guy who customized his van so it looked like the A-team van? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE THAT GUY?
Crank Yankers Ups
Bircham:
YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE A GUY WHO LAID HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR THIS COUNTRY SO THAT YOU CAN GO HOME TO YOUR LESBIAN PARTNER AND LIVE IN A JUDGMENT-FREE SOCIETY? I THINK YOU ARE HIRING THAT GUY!